December 2011
120 posts
new years resolutions
Get famous
Get rich
Get prettier
Get good at drawing
Learn to pole dance
Get abs
Get a cat
Get a house
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i had the best dream last night about a zombie apocalypse and the cast of walking dead were all there and glenn was being a dick about some girl he fancied and wanted to give her my car and i was like “no glenn, this is the best car we have, and even though I can’t drive I need it anyway” and then we all just chilled for a bit
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Some scene chick on facebook just said I have the worst name ever
Smella Dickinson
When people do that in an argument with me I do not know whether to point out they’re fucking retarded if they think it’s my real name
Or just pretend to be really enraged that they’re making fun of me and that I don’t understand what’s at all funny about my name
is it just me or is facebook down?
yeah, i'm writing a wall of text about how sad i...
AHAHAHAH what?!
Danny Franks just BAWWWlocked me from his facebook account for commenting on his status…
Apparently that isn’t allowed, because he has secretly hated me forever and I do not have the right to comment on his public updates!! Even though he sent me a friend request in the first place, I’M STILL NOT WORTHY OF ACTUALLY SPEAKING TO HIM, HOW DARE I?!
I’ve...
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Anonymous asked: Hey baby! You have beautiful intestines!
Ahahahaha oh god this skyrim fanatic on facebook is looking down on me for calling my character Voldorx and can’t seem to comprehend that I like making ridiculous looking characters with funny names so i can laugh at them running around looking like idiots
Now he’s incredulous that I call them dark elves instead of dunmer, apparently calling them dark elves means I DON’T EVEN...
alyceex asked: OMG. please upload a picture of you on side view like the one of the pony makeup C": Y R U SO PRETTY. u make me so jelly.
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Please help this kitty!! →
anemia:
I love cats and Tycho’s had their gorgeous kitty for 13 years, but he’s sick and they can’t afford the surgery. They’re taking commissions for plushies, pillows, blankets, scarves, hats and more so please, take the time to reblog this even if you don’t have the money to help him because hopefully this will find someone who does, I can’t bear to think of a cat in pain and I want him to be...
Please help this kitty!! →
I love cats and Tycho’s had their gorgeous kitty for 13 years, but he’s sick and they can’t afford the surgery. They’re taking commissions for plushies, pillows, blankets, scarves, hats and more so please, take the time to reblog this even if you don’t have the money to help him because hopefully this will find someone who does, I can’t bear to think of a cat in...
Anonymous asked: your blog is like somebody shit a rainbow full of colour and shit!!!!
occupycityrail asked: You know what else is immature, anonymous messages, you dickhead.
Anonymous asked: Why do you feel the need to share your "trolling" with the world? Keep it on facebook. It's not funny, it makes you look extremely immature.
300+ comments, good times hahaha →
(holy fuck everyone needs to go here right now and read this, i thought she left but wow this is goldmine of hilarity, she just keeps getting burnt by more and more people and still is deluded enough to think everyone is on her side wtf
- anemia)
